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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

  GLENN BECK'S CULTMASTERS

"Glenn Beck's Cultmasters"

I did this about 2 years ago but just stumbled across it again today. Needless to say, I'm not a big Beck fan. He makes me uncomfortable to watch and listen to, thus, I don't.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

  CHANTIX: RIDE THE LIGHTNING

"Chantix: Ride the Lightning"

Why should Chantix try to pretend to be something it's not?

Monday, February 4, 2013

  CORNER SOUL

"Corner Soul"

I thought of this while listening to "Corner Soul" by The Clash (see below).  It's just me imagining Justin Bieber as as some murderous idol calling for "rivers of blood" from his mindless followers.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

  COLD LAMPIN'

"Cold Lampin'"

I wanted to make a fake cereal box out of this but I didn't want to ruin it. (You can see the outline of the bowl near Flavor's feet.)

If you really want to know, it was going to be Flavor Flav's Oatmeal with the Flav saying: "Cold lampin' and full of flava, BOYEEEE!"

Maybe someday I'll revisit and finish this off.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

  CALL OF DUTY 6: MODERN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

"Call of Duty 6: Modern Elementary School"

Unless it's not clear, the woman is supposed to be a teacher. I was hoping the blazer I gave her made it obvious that she wasn't some troubled youth.



  MEET THE PRESS

"Meet the Press"

When Mike Huckabee proclaimed that the Newtown Massacre happened because God wasn't in the public school system anymore, I slapped my forehead.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong with something like this?...


Tuesday, December 25, 2012

  000-0000

"000-0000"

I have this fascination with how our local, seedy lawyers are giving themselves new phone numbers that consist of one number. For example, Cellino and Barnes is 888-8888.

This is just a play off of that.

Merry Christmas, everyone.


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